Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset || Modest Mouse
and i claim i’m not excited with my life any more
so i blame this town, this job, these friends
the truth is it’s myself
halloween should be 1 week long
I have no biceps and I must curl
Date a guy who is mysterious. Date a guy with a deep voice and a unique vocabulary. Date a guy who gives to charity. Date a guy who might piss all over you and everything you love in the middle of a blowjob. Date Cr1tikal.
i got this cute cactus at home depot
i named it reggie
Only one character left now, then I’ve done all of the major characters.
it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
if i ship a fictional heterosexual couple their writers should congratulate themselves
when people bring up your past
which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"