sorry-dong-dong:

taumpytears:

n-thinks:

This video clocks in at 14:52, but it’s worth it. A couple thinks that a dying electrical Halloween decoration is either possessed or haunted. Features some choice lines such as:

"He’s being an asshole."
"Me?"
"No, the skeleton."

They start asking the skeleton decoration questions, and wait until you see what happens when the decoration actually starts working as intended.

If nothing else, watch the first two minutes then skip to the ten minute mark. I’m crying from how hard I’m laughing.

CAUTION REAL DEMONS!!! 

I NEVER WATCHED THE WHOLEL THING
IM DYING

weezl asked: I wanna see Gamzee kiss Goatdad on the nose

nepurin:

don’t we all

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

wafflesworld:

This is Dr. Nick (hi everybody!). Mom took us to the reptile expo today so we could meet him since he specializes in tort and turtle care. He was very happy to see us and gave both of us a physical. He poked in my arm pits, looked in my mouth and even squeezed my back leggies and pulled them in and out of my shell. He looked at mom’s growth progress that she keeps track of and listened to her concerns about how I am growing faster than most torties my age (she worried I was fat). The verdict is: I am perfect! He was very impressed with my shell and said I am not overweight at all. He said considering my size, I’m not as heavy as he would have expected. My bones are good and he likes how I stand up nice and tall when I stomp around. Mom is very happy and he says she should be. Yay us! Btw, you should see what he said about Mango! I promised to let her tell you.

wafflesworld:

This is Dr. Nick (hi everybody!). Mom took us to the reptile expo today so we could meet him since he specializes in tort and turtle care. He was very happy to see us and gave both of us a physical. He poked in my arm pits, looked in my mouth and even squeezed my back leggies and pulled them in and out of my shell. He looked at mom’s growth progress that she keeps track of and listened to her concerns about how I am growing faster than most torties my age (she worried I was fat). The verdict is: I am perfect! He was very impressed with my shell and said I am not overweight at all. He said considering my size, I’m not as heavy as he would have expected. My bones are good and he likes how I stand up nice and tall when I stomp around. Mom is very happy and he says she should be. Yay us! Btw, you should see what he said about Mango! I promised to let her tell you.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

mrtwentington:

That’s some digital shade right there

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

tagged: -:) 

weezl:

Existing continues to be expensive, so I’m taking commissions. If you’re interested in a commission or have any questions, please send me an ask or email me at jacolec@gmail.com

I currently accept paypal or amazon gift cards. Payment is due upfront for sketches/sketch pages. For flat or painted commissions, I will send you a preliminary sketch so you can tell me if any changes need to be made, then you can pay me before I start the final drawing.

Thank you for looking! Reblogs are greatly appreciated. 

vampirestump:

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