angerliz:

acatnamedhercules:

petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”

#finally a term to replace sadstuck

denimtunes:

Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset || Modest Mouse

and i claim i’m not excited with my life any more
so i blame this town, this job, these friends
the truth is it’s myself

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

zaplume:

I have no biceps and I must curl

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

sextbang:

Date a guy who is mysterious. Date a guy with a deep voice and a unique vocabulary. Date a guy who gives to charity. Date a guy who might piss all over you and everything you love in the middle of a blowjob. Date Cr1tikal.

gaypharaoh:

i got this cute cactus at home depot

i named it reggie

badgershite:

Added Arvo.

Only one character left now, then I’ve done all of the major characters.

hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

(x)

kindofrighteous:

if i ship a fictional heterosexual couple their writers should congratulate themselves

kawaiilluminatii:

when people bring up your past

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stars-collected:

which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

PCHOOOO
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