excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT HE’S FUCKING PUSHING HIS GLASSES UP BY THE LENS. NO ONE DOES THAT. BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEYD HAVE FUCKING FINGER PRINT VISION. KABUTOS GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING STOP THE NINJA BATTLE TO TAKE OUT HIS CLEANING CLOTH AND CLEAN HIS NASTY FINGER PRINTS OFF HIS GLASSES. LIKE OH IM SORRY NARUTO CAN WE PAUSE FOR A MOMENT I JUST NEED TO CLEAN MY GLASSES BECAUSE IM A NASTY FUCK WHO TOUCHED THE LENSES WITH MY DIRTY NINJA FINGERS. DO NONE OF THE CREATORS OF NARUTO WEAR GLASSES. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
maybe paradox space will see the continuation of 4 chords
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
my favorite hobby is not being a parent
Everyone has left for MTAC so now me and Zoe can proceed with our plan to EGG ALL OF THEIR NERD HOUSES